benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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