does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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