And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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