I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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