Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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