I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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