That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
zippers are such a cool invention
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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