Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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