Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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