You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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