I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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