And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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