He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I supernannyed him into submission
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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