Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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