Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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