Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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