i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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