everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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