It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
COCAINE IS GR8
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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