what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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