Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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