I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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