Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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