I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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