we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He passed out mid-signature
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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