at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Too much gin, very little bucket
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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