i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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