people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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