You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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