scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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