I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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