Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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