you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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