why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
