If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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