But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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