I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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