whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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