I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just had sex on a roof
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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