doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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