ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
