How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Randomize
