okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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