did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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