The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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