So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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