He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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