But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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