I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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