I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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