I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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