White coat. Heels.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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